It figures...

If you fix pipes you are a plumber…



If you fix cars you are a mechanic…



If you fix teeth you are a dentist…



If you fix computers you are a geek…

Is there such a thing as an informal gathering?

Let's play dress up...

Wear expensive clothes, too much makeup, and overbearing designer scents...

I'm so friggin sick of "Dressing Up"...

We have to dress business casual at work...

No jeans, must have collars, no open-toed shoes...

We have a christmas party tonight...it's at 6pm...we get out at 5:30pm...

People actually brought clothes to work to change into to go to this party...

I'm getting ridiculed because I didn't think to bring a suit to wear,

to stand around at a restaurant with these people I'm stuck with all day...

You gotta be kidding me...

Some people are telling me to drive home and then back to the restaurant...

That's over an hour of driving...

Fuck this dress up business world of overpaid, underknowledged, cheating, lying, underacheiving, pre-madonna, power hungry, two-faced, ASSHOLES!

I'm going like this...