In-Dependence

You were supposed build the shelter...
That was your only responsibility...
But when I got there...There was none...
And I bet it didn't even cross your mind that you did not...
So now I sit...
Uncovered in a field...
A human test for the elements...
I could cover up...
I could call you to fix it...
I could call others for help...
But this time I'm just going to sit here...
Bring on the rain...Bring on the storms...
Bring on the creatures of the night...Bring on the vultures...
I shouldn't have to deal with this...
And I wouldn't have to...
But I'm sick of working on your behalf...
If I cover up now and sleep a good nights sleep...
Will I have the anger to confront the situation in the morning?
To be able to say how I feel without care for the thoughts of others?

Now I will...

And as the crater sits uneasy and the steam begins to fill
My thoughts are getting greasy as they're slipping towards my bill
But as I sit here and I wrangle and I whoa my mind to still
I Scream "Fuck it" and untangle and unleash the pack to kill

Introducing Mr. Sharpie!

Yesterday I bitched about a product that has been getting cheaper and cheaper and that totally sucks...

Today I will praise a product that raises the bar for all other products in it's field...

The Sharpie Marker...

Damn this is one fine product...it performs flawlessly...

Seriously have you ever been let down by a Sharpie?

And no I'm not talking about when your dumb-ass leaves the cap off overnight...that's neglect my friend and I will not tolerate you blaming the Sharpie...

but seriously it kicks ass...how many things do you know that are permanent but still non-toxic...

There aren't many products that have remained this far ahead of the competition for this long...Name another product that is this exceptional and pay homage to them...NOW!

Death to all STAPLERS!!!!

Remember when a stapler could staple more than three sheets of paper together?!?!?!?

I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STAPLER'S SUCK THESE DAYS!!!!

Damn you Stanley Bostitch!!!!

I came into this expecting to fit right in...

I've never fit right in...

I've never not fit...

but I've never fit right in...

I don't stand in line with everyone else but I get my groceries paid for...

I didn't follow the path but I got here first...Isn't that what we are all trying to do?

Get there first...

Marilyn Manson pops out of my earbud, breaks my hammer, pounds on my anvil and rides the hell out of my stirrup...

I like his songs...I've said I hate the man...I've said I don't like what he stands for...But I like his songs...

I am paper towel...

I am not above wiping up messes...but I can wipe dust from your porcelain...

I can protect your microwave from frozen pizza crust...

I can be ripped apart or bunched together to handle the job...

I can be plain and white or colored and patterned...

I can be cheap and weak or tough and rugged...

I can clean your workbench or be there in case the paint drips...

The when I am empty you can whack someone with my roll...

Most people have one mind...I have many of them...

I see how you think...I see how she thinks...I see how they think...

You think I don't know what you are thinking...you think I don't understand...

Problem is that I do...it'd be easier if I didn't...

I understand I just won't accept...I want to show you that you can change...

Medicine is dangerous...it can make us stop mending ourselves...

The mind is a powerful thing to waste...

If you rely on a pill than you have stopped making you better...

You can...

Yes...

You can do anything you want to...

So can I...

We are a weak society...

We are a weak minded population...

Advertising has made us mindless...

Media has made us scared...

Government keeps us powerless...

Relgion keeps us in line...

Money keeps us motivated...

I am an burned pixel in the middle of the screen...

I watch the others light and dark...

I can't usually be seen...when I am you assume I'm dust...

I am functionless but when put in the right area I cannot be detected...

The ole broken clock is right twice a day concept...

it's always 2:14 somewhere...

but right now it's 5:30...and I am a fart in the wind...

ROCK!