I work with 8-Year Olds

Bobby used my wiffle bat and now it's dented...Sal used my stapler and didn't put it back in my drawer...

Susie called Wendy and they went ice skating without me...Linda called Lisa and they went to lunch without me...What do they have a conspiracy going or something?

Chris ate all the ice cream and didn't leave me any...Henry always drinks the water and never changes the water bottle...

Look Jimmy has highwaters on...hahahhahahaha...Larry wears the same Khakis everyday...

Joey didn't come home when the streetlights came on Dad...Frank took his afternoon break at the end of the day and left 15 minutes early boss...

Johnny didn't come to school today I heard his Dad beat him...Roger called in today...I heard he got all drunk last night with some chick...

Good job Sam since you usually get F's and you got a C on this test I'll give you a prize... Don you fixed everything, flew around country, and learned every aspect of your job...Why are you 5 minutes late this morning?

Lunch and Recess are still my two favorite classes...