Time Flys

I stare at the clock...
What the hell?
It must have moved farther than that...
This is crap...
My phone's not ringing...but my urge is...
A wealth of knowledge is two short clicks away but big brother is watching...
I could disable it...enable myself...
I search my harddrive for something that I might have saved and forgot about...
Nope nothing there...old emails...some Mp3's...and about 100 things called test.txt, tesssst.txt, test1.txt, testststs.txt
I was always a messy lad...cluttered house, cluttered drive
Time for water...
Am I the only one who changes this Poland Spring Medicine Ball?
If I drink 10 waters an hour I'll pee more...
Something about the clear pee though...seems useless...waste of time...
Must wash hand thoroughly...maybe catch a side conversation on the way to and fro...
Phone's ringing!!! Damn another brainless question from another brainless employee...
Can't take lunch too early...makes for a long afternoon...but this is killing me...
EMAIL!!!! Damn...Some work bulletin...
This is like a rainy day off from school...
Ok I can jump onto a site for 10 seconds...Highlight all the text and copy it into Notepad..
That way I can read it at my leisure and I'm not online...plus it looks like work...
I hit snooze this morning at 7:31...I stared at the glowing red lines and watched them change...
I thought of every excuse possible that would let me fall back asleep...then that sound happened again...
I listened to it for about 6 seconds...If I had listened to it for 10 I would have thrown that goddamn thing at the wall...
Shower...I want to wear my steelers garb today...why does it matter? Why do I have to dress uncomfortably...uncharacteristically?
Makes me think better? Makes me feel professional? Ha! I hate professionalism...Bunch of suits who read from a script...
Couldn't do the job better if they had to...I'm short so I'll never be the boss...it's always a 6 foot tall white dude...
MicroManagement...don't get me started...
If I could take these 8 hours a day...9 with lunch...and put them to good use I could build a yacht...with a bowling alley...
I have way too many pens...there's two that haven't been chewed...
Must have been left here by someone else...I'll chew em later...
I hate when I chew the pen so much the cap won't go back on...
I love when people grab at my pens and then get grossed out by the chewed pen...I should be grossed out...
After all it's there dirty friggin hands on my pen...bring your own if you're gonna complain...I'm at more risk than you are...
it's 11:18...ugh
I love you mp3 player...you'll get me through it...you always do...
Think they'll notice that my advocate changes pages every 10 minutes...
I can read it from afar...god gave me good eyes so I shall put them to use...
Another Friday on the cusp of big weekend plans...